Benjamin Leatherman |
"Brace yourself, Valentine's Day is coming."
All right, Ned Stark never said that, but for some it's way more
concerning than winter. A lot of single folks are disappointed to spend
February 14 alone (or with friends), but it's really nowhere near as bad
as it's made out to be.
Here are nine reasons it's actually awesome to be single on Valentine's Day.
9. You don't have to freak out over gifts.
Buying gifts for your significant other can be a daunting task. If
you pick the wrong present, you're potentially putting your entire
relationship at risk. That's a lot of pressure, particularly since it's
not like Christmas where the gifts are given in a "joy for all" spirit.
Valentine's Day gifts are cutthroat, they're directly related to your
romance, and you can save yourself all of that hassle by just not having
anyone to buy gifts for.
8. You don't have to pretend to like any gifts.
No one buys Russell Stover for themselves. The only way Russell
Stover stays in business is by relying on people who need to get
chocolate from Walgreens. It's the official brand of last-minute
boyfriends and husbands everywhere. Instead of getting stuck with that
cardboard heart filled with toothpaste-flavored truffles on top of your
refrigerator for the next three months, why not go out and buy something
you actually like?
7. There's no post-Valentine's Day hangover.
While your friends in (allegedly) happy relationships will be
spending the second half or February reeling from the money, stress, and
calories spent on Valentine's Day, you'll merely be shaking off another
Saturday night. Even if Valentine's Day goes perfectly (which it won't,
for most couples), there'll still be the inevitable let down after they
stop being nice and getting each other gifts every day. Valentine's Day
is like the weekend of your relationship, which makes the next bunch of
days following it like one giant Monday.
6. Having a date just for Valentine's Day looks stupid.
Once you get over the fact that Hallmark believes you should have a
romantic interest with whom to spend Valentine's Day, you'll realize
just how dumb having a "valentine" really is. It's one thing to spend
the holiday with someone who you've already been seeing for a while, but
nothing looks more artificial or desperate than getting together with
someone just for the day. On a related note, if you're going out with a
friend for Valentine's Day, then go out as friends. Don't risk an entire
friendship for one day of not feeling like a loner.
5. Everyone out is presumably single.
Assuming you don't live under a rock, you've probably heard about
"Singles Awareness Day" celebrations happening at various bars and
restaurants. While some people (presumably in relationships) may tell
you that the only reason places do Singles Awareness Day events is to
make single people hate Valentine's Day less, the truth is that they
wouldn't host them if no one went. Considering that this is now an
annual event at many social gathering spots, we tend to believe a good
amount of people go to them. Particularly when Valentine's Day falls on a
Friday or Saturday, it could be a particularly good time to meet a
(possibly desperate) prospective partner at the local watering hole.
4. Your paychecks remain intact.
As if the crowds and planning weren't enough, Valentine's Day is one
of those holidays that can burn a hole in your wallet overnight. Gifts,
flowers, chocolates, $300 dinners, the whole thing is just one lost
financial investment after another in the name of romance. Instead of
blowing an entire week's pay on someone who you'll probably end up
splitting with down the line, buy some stuff for the person who's most
important, yourself. Realistically, you're going to appreciate anything
you buy more than anyone else will.
3. You can laugh at your "coupled" (but not really) friends.
Everyone has that one friend (or a few friends) who thinks they're in
a relationship far more serious than they really are. You know, the one
who only sees their "partner" a few days a week (usually for lunch
dates on Wednesdays) but are positive they're the only one? Just wait
until their significant other "has to work" on Valentine's Day, so they
have to go out on the day before or the day after. Depending on how good
of a friend you are, maybe you just laugh behind their back, or maybe
you tell them it's called "National Side Piece Day" for a reason.
2. There are no expectations.
Valentine's Day takes a lot of work if you're with someone. From the
gifts to the grooming, the chatter to the chardonnay, you and your
partner probably put a lot of work into making sure that everything is
perfect for as close to 24 full hours as possible. When you're single,
no one cares if you get drunk on whiskey in your pajamas while running a
Netflix marathon of Gossip Girl or Dragon Ball Z. It's a very "you do
you" kind of day when you don't have to worry about anyone else.
1. You're awesome all on your own.
C'mon. You already know that you don't need anyone on Valentine's
Day. One day out of the year isn't going to fix every relationship
problem you've ever had, so just remember how much your last
relationship sucked and how much better off you are on your own. Maybe
next year, you'll have Mr. or Mrs. Right. For now, just keep doing your
thing and don't let your coupled up friends drag you into their misery
on Valentine's Day or any other day.
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