“Patience Jonathan is right, Buhari is brain dead”: FFK

You have not see drama until you have met the super loquacious, unhinged spokesperson of Pres. Goodluck Jonathan’s presidential campaign, Chief Femi Fani-Kayode.

Nowadays when we listen to or read his traditional daily press statements, he only does one of two things – whine or abuse.

Today was abuse day, so get ready as we bring you the 5 things Femi Fani-Kayode had to say.

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1. Today’s press statement was basically to stand in defence of the wife of the president, Patience Jonathan, who rained abuses on the APC presidential candidate, Muhammadu Buhari, two days ago saying, “his brain don die pata pata.”

FFK said that she was right in her assertion. In fact he added that not only was Buhari brain dead, but he was suffering from dementia.

“The First Lady, Dame Patience Jonathan, was absolutely right. To say that General Buhari is brain dead is an understatement and to suggest that he is suffering from dementia is nothing new.”

2. Trust FFK to hail Dame Jonathan for her gallantry and courage and forthrightness in unleashing abuses. You know it’s very hard to do.

“The First Lady has spoken in a courageous and forthright manner and, most important of all, she has spoken the bitter truth. Instead of crying like spoilt little brats and complaining, the APC and the Buhari Campaign Organisation should live with that bitter truth and leave her alone.”

 

3. Meanwhile, FFK believes that Patience Jonathan is free to act, speak and express herself in any way she likes, irrespective of who she enrages, who she incites, who she defames… and the reason is simple… Here him tell you by himself:

“She has every right to express herself in any way that she deems fit and she is entitled to her opinion. This is especially so given the fact that her husband, President Goodluck Jonathan, is in the Presidential race.”

 

4. And of course, the only way anyone can even have an issue with the first lady saying, “anyone who says CHANGE should be stoned” or that “Buhari’s brain has died pata pata” is because the person has disdain for women. Because if you appreciate a real woman like Dame Jonathan, you must let her express herself, run riot, abuse… everything will take care of itself afterwards.

“Buhari’s general disdain for women and their opinion is well known. This is a man that said that he would scrap the office of the First Lady if he is elected President.”

 

5. There are four things about Buhari’s views which FFK has noticed. They are irresponsible, retrogressive, nonsensical and asinine. Chai! He said:

“If Buhari is not ready to face public scrutiny and criticism for his often times irresponsible, retrogressive, nonsensical and asinine views, he should quit the Presidential race and consider retiring from politics.”

 

6. Finally my brethren, if I were the APC, I would be very AFRAID… VERY VERY AFRAID…. because the wrath of FFK is at hand:

“Our counsel to the APC is as follows: leave the First Lady alone or prepare yourselves for a relentless verbal blitzkrieg, the likes of which you have never seen before.”